I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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