I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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