i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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