Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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