she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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