I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?