I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious