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• (214): View more from Texas

  I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A simple 'no' would have sufficed

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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• (442): View more from California

  While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.

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  you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Wtf happened last night

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  You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know

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