yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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