It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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