Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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