if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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