is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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