Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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