think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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