is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you would pick up someone in the library
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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