i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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