Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do plants get herpes?
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