I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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