What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
accomplished twins. life is a go
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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