they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I won the penis lottery.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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