We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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