I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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