Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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