Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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