nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I intend to get homeless drunk
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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