But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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