She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
