i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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