it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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