No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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