Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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