just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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