"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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