Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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