Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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