her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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