There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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