They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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