I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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