My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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