all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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