i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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