One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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