Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize