if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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