okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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