The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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