Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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