remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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