went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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