I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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