so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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