Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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