God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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