the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sext me about skeletons
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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