Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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