who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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