a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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